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GO ON ANON AND ASK ME THE MOST AWKWARD QUESTION YOU CAN THINK OF. IF I CAN’T PUBLISH IT, YOU WIN.

wakejalsh:

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omg do this i will cry

Nobody has ever won this. Ever.

Please do this, I will love you forever

(Source: foolishlys, via classy-but-sexy)

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